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Stephanie Mason-Teague
Jan 24, 2022
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I’m jealous of my husband’s hair.

His hair always looks pretty much the same. There is just one version of his hair. When it grows out and it’s a little long, it still looks about the same. Or just after a cut? Still the same head of hair. With very little effort, he and his hair look pretty darn good.

It’s maddening.

I want to tell you; he’s older than me…

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