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And remembering my stint as an image consultant...

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Stephanie Mason-Teague
Jan 04, 2025
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The yellow bandana would make him look friendly. I was sure of it.

My husband and I stood in the pet store aisle debating what I knew to be fact. He was adamantly against buying clothing for our dog, and I was sure it was the exact thing we needed. You see, our dog is a one-hundred-pound Rottweiler

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When Panzer was a puppy … yes, I am aware … but just in …

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