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GOING COMMANDO

And other advice when you're over fifty.

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Stephanie Mason-Teague
Apr 13, 2024
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It was as if she blew in on a spring breeze with pixie dust and a ray of sunshine all rolled into one.

She’s definitely a person who knows how to make an entrance. When she walks in, every head turns. The party starts when she arrives. And last night as she floated in, she announced, “I took them off,” and she gave a little shimmy and a suggestive hip bu…

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