GRASS MAN

And other avoidance specialists.

It had to be almost a foot tall, and I was tempted to get a ruler and measure it for dramatic effect.

It’s also possible that I was exaggerating to get his attention. Just like the socks that pile up outside the dirty cloths hamper, and the toilet seat left forever in the up position. I couldn’t understand how he didn’t see it! Is it all husbands, or jus…