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GUN-TOTING GRANNY

And other things that make me go a little wacky...

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Stephanie Mason-Teague
Apr 06, 2024
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It happened again … but this time, he didn’t even ask!

Remember when you were in your forties, and you got carded at the checkout counter for the purchase of alcohol? Didn’t that feel great!

“Really?” you asked, “Don’t I look over twenty-one?” You made of show of getting your driver’s license out of your wallet and batting your eyelashes with a sheepish g…

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