GYM RAT

My neck looks like a peach pit. And other reasons I'm going back to the gym.

This morning, I’d had it! I just couldn’t force myself to go.

All my hacks were failing me. I hit snooze three times—I didn’t budge even after a countdown … 5-4-3-2-1 … nothing was going to get me up and out the door.

There was a time when I loved going to the gym. In 1985, I looked forward to wearing those Spandex bodysuits, tights, and legwarmers with r…