HOME ALONE

And other nonsensical things...

The flight leaves at noon, and you need to backtrack to account for driving time, and for the two hours the airline recommends that you be at the airport—entirely too early, in my opinion. And we would have to be in the car and on the way by 9 am. I tried one more time to cajole my husband into coming with me.

“I’m sure there’s one more seat on the airpl…