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I MARRIED RYAN REYNOLDS

Not A Secret Fantasy

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Stephanie Mason-Teague
Dec 24, 2022
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I married Ryan Reynolds, and I’m not telling you about a secret fantasy.

It’s mid-November, and we are hunkered down at home while a late season tropical storm is pummeling us. Mid-November is two weeks before my start date to begin planning for Christmas. My rule is no Christmas planning, no Christmas music, no Hallmark Channel Christmas movies until af…

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