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Worn Like A Badge of Honor

Without fail … and with at least an eighty-nine percent certainty … if I’m wearing white, I’ll spill something down my front.

This seems to be an inherited trait. Just like the ability to roll your tongue, which I can do, and hitchhiker’s thumb, which I don’t have. My grandma was first, then my mom, then me … and it’s possible we aren’t the only family t…