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And still laughing at myself...

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Stephanie Mason-Teague
Apr 19, 2025
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This story was first published in June of 2023 and makes me laugh every time I remember it! Enjoy your Easter weekend, I hope to go to the beach!

Without fail … and with at least an eighty-nine percent certainty … if I’m wearing white, I’ll spill something down my front.

This seems to be an inherited trait. Just like the ability to roll your tongue, whic…

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