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Stephanie Mason-Teague
Sep 06, 2025
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It’s all about the six pack … and I’m not referring to soda or beer.

In this instance, the six pack, or rather, “getting a six pack,” is code for “the competition is on.” The competition sets out to prove who is in the best shape, and it starts whenever my husband and his brother are going to see each other. Suddenly, phrases like “road work” are in ever…

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