PROPHET OF DOOM

Maybe not always a bad thing...

RUN!

You can probably outrun them, but whatever you do, don’t just stand there. And never, ever flail your arms around. Doing that just makes them angry. Don’t bother jumping in the pool; they will just wait for you to come up for air, and then you’ll really be sorry. Just keep running. You might have to keep running for three miles, but it’s better than…