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Addicted to Naming Things

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Stephanie Mason-Teague
Jan 08, 2022
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Giving names to inanimate objects, I love it!

I ‘m addicted to naming things, especially those items that I find clever and useful. For example, my daughter gave me a Roomba automatic vacuum cleaner for Christmas one year. What a smart machine! You know, a Roomba learns its way around the house in no time. I promptly named him Richie and programmed him t…

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