Empty Mess

Empty Mess

SMART CAR

And making my own choices.

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Stephanie Mason-Teague
Nov 23, 2024
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Generally, I’m not a fan of getting a massage. I know, I know … How can that possibly be?

Well, the last time I asked myself that same question, I went against my better judgment when a friend was signing up for “the works” at the hotel spa, and I booked a Swedish massage. According to the spa menu, the Swedish massage is supposed to be gentler, but I ha…

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