Empty Mess

Empty Mess

THE JUNK DRAWER

Not A Superhero's Tool Box

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Stephanie Mason-Teague
Jan 13, 2024
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Two square plastic containers and lids were haphazardly stacked, sitting on the kitchen counter next to the fridge. Across the kitchen next to the coffee pot were a pair of salad tongs and a vegetable peeler. I know this is a cue that my husband has emptied the dish washer. He claims he doesn’t know where the weird stuff goes. I think he leaves things s…

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