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THE LAST ROAD TRIP

Or Perhaps Just One More...

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Stephanie Mason-Teague
Dec 30, 2023
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“I’d like a Cherry Chip shake please,” I yelled into the tiny speaker at the drive-through window from my spot in the backseat.

The chips weren’t really cherries … but probably lumps of cherry-flavored sugar with red food coloring. This was before anyone knew that they were supposed to be against food additives and preservatives. Back then, neon blue slu…

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