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THERE'S A MUG FOR THAT

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Stephanie Mason-Teague
Oct 28, 2023
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“Forty years!” my husband exclaimed as he paced around the house, eyes glued to his iPhone screen.

I was sitting at the table, and each time he passed, he became more and more animated.

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