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WHAT DAY IS IT?

And why is that such a difficult question?

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Stephanie Mason-Teague
Nov 30, 2024
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Yesterday, I asked a friend if she had any plans for Valentine’s Day.

Don’t read too much into that. It really was an innocent question … I wasn’t trying to get boudoir information or specifics about her lingerie. It wasn’t a fishing expedition for any juicy details. But that isn’t the problem. The problem is that it’s November! Or maybe the real problem…

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