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It would be a perfect day!

First, we would assemble the new pergola—we had purchased a kit that came with very detailed instructions. Once assembled, we would take a break to attend a friend’s birthday party. Return home … add the second coat of paint … spread fertilizer on the lawn … and while the paint was drying, fire up the BBQ grill and cook dinner.…